Sometimes I wish we’d named our dog/child after a great composer. Why? So I could refer to his bowel movements as if they were musical masterpieces.
a: “did you witness Beethoven’s Second?”
b: “yes, it was a stirring second movement”
as of yet all I have to work with is deuce-deuce. Wha? Lets just say it’s his second second.
brilliant.
well at least I can say you are very creative!