Smooth Criminal

A man and woman team has been stealing backpacks from the library I work in. They often take them out of the bathroom, remove the books, leave the bag, then sell them back to the bookstore. However, due to our new security system, the theives have been captured on video. The male culprit looks like me, so I’ve been getting crap about it. To make things better, people assure me that the culprit was taller and thinner.

3 thoughts on “Smooth Criminal”

  1. That was my guess too. Robert showed me the footage, and it was neither Steve nor I. I don’t think it looked like either of us.

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