Yesterday I drove Scott’s car home from Tacoma (long story). It was a lot of fun driving a stick again, but I only drove a total of 3 miles off the interstate. Once on I-5, I pretty much kept a cruising speed of 70mph. Didn’t need to shift much.
Driving back, I noticed half the cars going south had Oregon plates. They also had UofO stickers everywhere. It seems Oregon lost to Washington the night before. So maybe these folks weren’t in a great mood.
Shortly before I got back to Portland I passed a minivan with a bumper sticker that started “Social Studies…” but I couldn’t read the fine print below. So I made up some fine print items.
Social Studies:
- “Because understanding other cultures is cheaper than bombing them”
- “Its good to know other places to stick your head other than up your own ass”
- “Africa isn’t a country”
- “There’s a reason Wal-mart sells that stuff so cheap”
- “No – its not the class where you take naps”
- “Some day you’ll wish you’d paid attention when you’re forced to live like nomads because your city has been leveled (See first sticker)”
Please feel free to add more. I know I will.
I put the STUD in it.
Because history repeats itself…
“so your hatred of other people has some educated grounding”
“Oil can be found here, here, and here”
“So you don’t build your home on a flood plain”
“So you don’t look like an idiot on Reality TV”
Can’t resist the anagrams.
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and many many more…
That almost counts as blog-spam.
Is a scout idles? So I’m fat and lazy?
It’s your bumper, buddy.
By the way, I wish your comments would remember me with a cookie.