Food poisoning is weird. I awoke around midnight last night in heavy sweats and nauseating spins. Something was inside me and wanted out. I camped out with the toilet (note to self, vacuum bathroom floor) for nearly an hour before the worst had passed. Then I returned to bed with a glass bowl and didn’t wake up until the morning. It came and went so quickly.
It was kind of funny though; my mind was racing trying to figure out what was wrong with me. Food poisoning? Punctured intestines? War wounds? Alien Probe? For some reason, they all seemed somewhat plausible at one point or another, but I figured it was probably just food poisoning. Then I remembered the frozen enchilada, black beans, and corn (I won’t say how I remembered them…) I had left out for several hours before eating. Maybe I should have paid more attention to the “keep frozen” warning.


