Oh, the challenges of a horny puppy dog. No pillow is safe.
Statuses
Tweet: “I’m sorry, we waited too long to remove the tumor…
“I’m sorry, we waited too long to remove the tumor. It has metastasized.” twitter.com/USGSLandsat/st…
Tweet: Tonight was my girl’s last soccer game of the seas…
Tonight was my girl’s last soccer game of the season. Helped coach this time and am bummed it’s over for now. #NoPo http://t.co/P4vyIIL2sM
Tweet: My lumps could have severely impacted the snark. T…
My lumps could have severely impacted the snark. The apt, well deserved, accurate, and unimpeachable snark. twitter.com/theaxepdx/stat…
Tweet: To cap an already awesome weekend, got pics with @…
To cap an already awesome weekend, got pics with @maxiurruti and met @JVillafana19. http://t.co/Bg1Gxu5lx8
Tweet: Already loving that I can hear the ball hit cleats…
Already loving that I can hear the ball hit cleats at the @TimbersFC2 game, then we run in to @maxiurruti and @DiegoDv8. #whoa
Tweet: Couldn’t have foreseen my daughter asking to hear…
Couldn’t have foreseen my daughter asking to hear Wyclef’s #Diallo. She struggles to describe it because the song shouldn’t make sense.
Tweet: #Grooveshark closes on a Friday? No! That’s my mus…
#Grooveshark closes on a Friday? No! That’s my music at work day! How ever will I listen to music?
Tweet: The #blackboard retention center looks pretty swee…
The #blackboard retention center looks pretty sweet. I’m curious how often it is used by faculty. help.blackboard.com/en-us/Learn/9.…
Tweet: SARA, HEOA, ADA, Oh my! https://t.co/QsNPM5qUtv
SARA, HEOA, ADA, Oh my! twitter.com/ITCeLearning/s…