Can I get a witness?

2kings (10k image)

Last night while watching some TV, we heard a bizarre scratching noise outside our door. It was unlike the normal noises Tigger makes, so we got up to investigate. The noise apearred to have come from the huddled ET looking old woman that was now hobbling down our sidewalk. She had torn a single page out of a bible and stuck it into our door jam.

Besides being excedingly creepy on its own, the first passage on the page refers to “…the servants of A’mon conspired against him and put the king to death in his own house.” (2 Kings 21:23)

Although I’m sure it it was a bizarre combination of events, I’m hoping it was just a crazy woman with some sense of duty to spread Jehovah’s word in an engaging and effective manner. I wonder how long she had been outside our door before selecting and ripping the page out. Could she have heard my religious trash-talking all the way up on the Olympic Peninsula?

National Park Bullshit

This weekend a group of our friends congregated at Staircase Campground in Olympic national park for the 3rd year in a row. Previously, we’d camped a few weeks earlier in the season before the campground officially opened (toilets, etc) and started charging fees. The campground is great, the area is beautiful, and the lack of other people is a big draw considering the size and enthusiasm of our group. This year’s gathering was to be slightly smaller due to other family engagements.

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Dandelions & Male Sexuality

I spent over an hour popping dandelions out of the south side of the yard because it still shows some hope of not being overrun. While using a standard issue dandelion popper (rather than the de-luxe model), I had plenty of time to contemplate the irascible flower.

Many consider it to be a weed, some can ignore it, some even like it. Though I have eaten its leaves in salads, and get some enjoyment popping the flowers or blowing the seed pods, I’m working to reduce the number in our yard. Mostly because there is so much of it. But I started to think about why its such a hated plant and came up with a truly absurd explanation – dandelions are a threat to human male sexuality.

These plants flaunt their indiscretions with unnamed and uncounted other pollinators, and their fecundity leaves a yellow score card on the lawn. Then you go to remove them by hand and you’re taunted by their well-developed root system. Not only have they developed into unchecked casanovas, but they seem to foil any attempt to chastise them. Their continued success is just a mark of our failure.

Truly, I think I may be on to something. Or maybe its just because I watched The Ladies Man last night.

dandelions on parade

Naturescaping seminar

Metro and the Far Southwest Neighborhood Association put on a Basic Naturescaping Workshop at PCC. It was a free workshop that introduced the concept of naturescaping, which Betty, one of the presenters referred to as “Ecological restoration on a personal scale.”

It was similar to Xeriscaping, though less concerned with water conservation, and more concerned with reducing work, reducing pesticide use, increasing habitat, improving water quality, and using native plants.

It was a wonderful workshop that refocused a lot of the concepts I’ve been gleaming from other sources. Now I’ve just got to remember that I don’t own the house I live in, so I shouldn’t invest too much time or energy into it.

Metro offers a number of the classes throughout the year, so catch one if you can.

Mt. St. Helens road vetoed

Washington Gov. Gary Locke vetoed a study to see how feasible it would be to build a road across the pumice field below the crater of Mt. St. Helens.

Proponents of the study were hoping to boost the local economy, and were displeased with the governor’s decision not to fund the flagrant waste of money on an utterly stupid idea. Some felt that the Sierra Club had unduly influenced the governor, department of transportation, forest service, and a number of scientists. You know how closely knit the Sierra Club, U.S. Forest Service and WSDOT are. Regular buddies.

Some Washingtonians are now concerned that the governor may not fund studies to commit money to other potential ecological, environmental or geological disasters. But hey, its just a study….

motorbike through Chernobyl

Chris sent me a link to a site of a woman’s adventure’s on her motorbike through the dead zone of Chernobyl. Its less about motorcycles and more about the disaster. It includes some very haunting pictures of the city and surrounding area, as well as some relics of the lives of people who have either fled or died from the accident. The author claims the “dead zone” is her favorite place to ride because there are no cars, no traffic, and no people, which is great for driving fast. It may be fast, but its really creepy.

Peace Golda Stuehrenberg and B.F. “Pepper” Curry

I’ve been expecting to wake from a bad dream, but had no way to express it. Now I have something concrete to write about. My sister called with news of two deaths in the family. Well, actually, one was in the family, the other was practically family growing up in Cody.

My great-grandmother, Golda Stuehrenberg, was 97, and had nearly recovered from a perforated organ (spleen, I believe). Its quite rare among my friends to have 4 living grandparents, but I’ve even had great-grandparents in my life. Golda was always a rambunctious woman, which was evidently a trait passed down to her son (my grandpa) Stan, and his children. Recently, she’d even been dating a gentleman we’d nicknamed Fast Eddy because he drove a canary yellow El Camino with yellow wheels. It was cute as all hell. She’d been relatively healthy until just the last couple months, and I’m so glad that my wife had a chance to meet her last year. We also have a shockingly colorful afghan that was a graduation present. My cousins and I are under strict orders not to use it though.

The other death was B. F. “Pepper” Curry. I don’t recall the exact reason our families became friends, but Helen and Pepper often sat for us when my parents were away. Pepper had an imagination that outpaced that of ours as children, and was the most wonderful person to be around.

Pepper often took me fossil hunting in the dry lake beds around Cody and regaled me with stories of when he and Buffalo Bill used to “hunt Indians.” These stories were fake, and we knew it then, but they were still delightful. Part of what made them so great was that he himself wouldn’t hurt a fly.

The only toy gun I owned as a child was made from a broomstick and pine that Pepper fashioned for me; burying a .22 shell into the stock of authenticity. Pepper made all manner of wood boxes, toys, and puzzles, and loved to share them. He was always playful except when in the wood shop, when he was suddenly serious about safety. My baseball cards are still locked away in a wooden chest he made for me, the top decorated with hand-carved arrowheads.

Both Helen and Pepper’s health has been declining in recent years, and Pepper’s seems to have been worse. Hilary has been corresponding with Helen for some time, and said that Pepper would thank her every day for taking care of him.

Pepper was both like a grandfather and a child-hood friend. I learned so much from him and Helen, and their impact on us is immeasurable. My early exposure to natural history, woodworking and bluegrass were all basically his fault. Thank you.

Angel’s Rest Hike

Scott, Michelle, the dogs, and I took a hike up to Angel’s Rest yesterday. It was a sunny and clear day, and we all needed to get out. The view from the top was really great; you could see Portland and beyond to the west, and Mt. Rainier to the east. It was quite windy at the summit, maybe 45MPH with gusts up to 70MPH. I was able to take a panoramic shot, though its not that great.