Left my recycling bin out an extra day. New Seasons shoppers can just be the worst. #dieyuppiescum http://t.co/8Hv7SEoAm7

Left my recycling bin out an extra day. New Seasons shoppers can just be the worst. #dieyuppiescum http://t.co/8Hv7SEoAm7

If I were the #YouTube folks, I’d be pissed that people were suggesting the #StarWars teaser broke the Internet. #notamateurhour
That beer below Pegasus ESB? It’s not Imperial Butz. But it is delicious. #pdxbeer http://t.co/oiNz9Wjcie

Stopped by a neighbor’s place to drop something off and ended up jamming on bass for 2 hours. Best neighborhood.
When you delete 10MB worth of quotation marks from a log file.
The CO/explosive gas detector just started chirping. Turns out it is designed to ‘expire’ after 7 years. Thanks buddy. We’re alive.
“A model pertaining to community colleges is in the works.” Outcome-based funding coming to Oregon. statesmanjournal.com/story/news/201…
That panic when you step up to the express checkout and realize they’ve reduced the limit to 5 items or fewer. #butihave7
Feel like we just kicked some people watching the Masters out, but it’s golf. Timbers!
The fire sprinklers went off in my daughter’s classroom during a smarter balance test today. #thereisagod?