Yer’ Gonna Die!

The internet has certainly improved lives in small, unmeasurable ways. But thanks to quizzes like The Death Test, you can finally quantify the value of the internet in a very useful number – the day you will die. And to a lesser extent, the chances of what might kill you.

I’m happy to report I’ll be dying on June 17th, 2053.

Chances are considerable that I’ll die from cancer, a heart attack, or some complications due to electrolysis. There’s a lesser chance that I might die from alcoholism, alien abduction, or horrible accident, but my money is on cancer.Thanks to this test, I’ve learned that hairy nipples is actually an terminal ailment.

8 thoughts on “Yer’ Gonna Die!”

  1. Looks like you are going to outlive me Andy, I’ll only be around until August 5, 2046.

    Like you I will most likely die of cancer, second was Electrolysis, then Alcoholism, Drowning, or last a Heart Attack. I had no Idea that electrolysis was such a pandemic. I guess My nipples will just have to stay hairy.

  2. Man, I am only living to be 64 years old. My day is March 14, 2041, with cancer as my most likely cause. Alien Abduction was in there somewhere as well.

  3. yeah I am going to out live all you guys, I die on January 16, 2059 @ the ripe age of 81. But it says I am going to most likely die from cancer, but I’ve already beat it once (I fear no cancer). So I’m thinkin I live to be a lot older then 81.
    Unless, of course “W” gets reelected cause then I am just going to shoot myself in the face.

  4. Scott, If you’re going to be shooting yourself in the face, would you mind taking care of the “problem” first?? It would save the rest of us a lot of anger and heartache. Thanks!

  5. February 2026 (age 46) of cancer–of course. Actually, I think that’s quite optomistic.

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