He died of acute pistachio poisoning. Also, his fingers were all salty and calloused.
Tweet: First day of the term. Looks like 50% of our learn…
First day of the term. Looks like 50% of our learners are using Chrome, and 20% are using Safari. Firefox is down to 17%. 📉
Tweet: Coastal wind in a popup.
Coastal wind in a popup.
Tweet: I just moved some shoes under the camper and out o…
I just moved some shoes under the camper and out of the rain and a rabbit exploded away from the shoes.
Tweet: …of all they survey…. https://t.co/9TDc3y5f0Q
…of all they survey…. https://t.co/9TDc3y5f0Q

Tweet: The girls are excellent adventurers. Made it to th…
The girls are excellent adventurers. Made it to the top of the dune at Cape Kiwanda. https://t.co/bco3BymmKX

Tweet: Kona made friends with another Kona at the beach….
Kona made friends with another Kona at the beach. #shitwhitepeoplenametheirdogs https://t.co/KAefRtHLRZ

Tweet: Locked out of TCB for electrical work so here’s #5…
Locked out of TCB for electrical work so here’s #5fortheFoundation from home @PortlandCC https://t.co/ngKpajgtZr

Tweet: Bracing for this BS where I work too. https://t.co…
Bracing for this BS where I work too. twitter.com/AnonyOps/statu…
Tweet: Coffee and some good old fashioned sever maintenan…
Coffee and some good old fashioned sever maintenance.