This is impressive! twitter.com/UNCOnline/stat…
Tweet: Oh crap. Hop Valley was purchased by MillerCoors….
Oh crap. Hop Valley was purchased by MillerCoors. Now it’s going to be a sibling of Blue Moon. fortune.com/2016/07/29/mil…
Tweet: Played the piano outside the Firehouse theater for…
Played the piano outside the Firehouse theater for a bit tonight. https://t.co/5zOK4q7a1Y

Tweet: With Pause and @theHopandVine closing, what is NoP…
With Pause and @theHopandVine closing, what is NoPo coming to?
Tweet: Walked to Pause for dinner only to find it permane…
Walked to Pause for dinner only to find it permanently closed. RIP to the best burger in PDX.
Tweet: Sun comes out in the 87th. Almost. #RCTID
Sun comes out in the 87th. Almost. #RCTID
Tweet: I know they’re saying “sporting Kansas City,” but…
I know they’re saying “sporting Kansas City,” but it’s so lethargic sounding. Sounds like a taunt.
Tweet: Forget Gleasus, Betos Saves! #BAONPDX
Forget Gleasus, Betos Saves! #BAONPDX
Tweet: Alexa, never play Phil Collins is pretty clear. No…
Alexa, never play Phil Collins is pretty clear. Not sure what the confusion is about. https://t.co/MtoH0BFS4N

Tweet: Hey, @mfr33d, I can name all 8 sitting Supreme Cou…
Hey, @mfr33d, I can name all 8 sitting Supreme Court Justices. I can also name the KY jerd-wad aborting justice by shorting the court.