I just want to thank the voters of the GOP for putting this candidate forward so that my 10yo sees this as passable political discourse.
Tweet: Pizza therapy at @ViaChicagoPizza. https://t.co/JB…
Pizza therapy at @ViaChicagoPizza. https://t.co/JBabjlGNta

Tweet: Hold music jazz. Must suppress urge to kill.
Hold music jazz. Must suppress urge to kill.
Tweet: Henrietta appears to be on her last legs. We gave…
Henrietta appears to be on her last legs. We gave her some water last night, but her eyes have changed color. https://t.co/YOO4TrJItA

Tweet: I just got a “don’t fly your drone in a hurricane”…
I just got a “don’t fly your drone in a hurricane” email from the FAA.
Tweet: I hate our paper-based travel authorization system…
I hate our paper-based travel authorization system.
Tweet: Cronin gets a card. 5 fouls too late.
Cronin gets a card. 5 fouls too late.
Tweet: Man, Melano is no Gravaboy. Who would have ever th…
Man, Melano is no Gravaboy. Who would have ever thought you’d hear that?
Tweet: Adi should get something for that ref nutmeg.
Adi should get something for that ref nutmeg.
Tweet: Cronin looks like Johnson 2.0. #RCTID
Cronin looks like Johnson 2.0. #RCTID