Eat that!

Last Thursday I won the technical services pie eating contest. It was a single fruit-pie, no hands, winter takes all. My approach of eating in a clean progression put me behind at first, but the technique paid off once the other contestants tried to work with the crushed pulp of their fruit pies. The prize? Besides the title, I won $25 worth of go-kart tickets. I ended up sharing them though because the go-karts at Oaks Bottom are slow, and run by disgruntled power-tripping teenagers. 5 minutes of karting with 4 stops was enough.