It turns out I’m a Cult member, pagan, athiest and communist…

I had been skimming over links to this story all day. It turns out that Apple Computers is anti-christian, anti-creation propoganda, and its a cult run by a demi-god (ok, we knew that part.)

This guy is making more allusions than I did in my senior IB English paper. If only I had know earlier, I could have armed myself with the truth, and taken the high road with a Windoze PC. Granted, I wouldn’t put it beyond Steve & Co to use some of these things, but I had no idea I was so indoctrinated.

This guy must have done his research from behind a proxy set up to block out informed and enlightened thought. How else would this guy draw such bizarre conclusions.